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| Brad Pitt | Hugh Jackman | ||
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| Don't worry, there's justice in this world. Brad and Jen will probably have some really ugly kids. |
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Only Wolverine can make the Flock of Seagulls hair look cool. | |
| Orlando Bloom | George Clooney | ||
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| Sure, everyone will eventually forget you played an elf with pointy ears. That stuff doesn't stick with you forever, right Mr. Spock? |
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What's worse? Having a secret sex tape found or the public knowing you were on "The Facts of Life" for a few years? No doubt George would trade places with Paris Hilton. | |
| Ashton Kutcher | Denzel Washington | ||
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| Dude, this whole famous thing? You've been Punk'd. Seriously, it was all a joke. It's over. |
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Staring contest with Denzel ... go! OK. OK. Stop crying. | |
| Johnny Depp | Taye Diggs | ||
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| Where exactly do you put "People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive" on a resumé? |
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Odds are Taye could help most women get their groove back. | |
| Paul Walker | Rodrigo Santoro | ||
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| Hey, if times get tough, there's always "Once, Twice, Three Times as Fast & Furious." |
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"Hey, remember that movie I was in? Really? Me neither." | |
| Tom Cruise | Colin Farrell | ||
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| If Tom taugh us anything, he taught us this: never leave your wingman. |
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Smokes too much. Drinks too much. Swears too much. Countless one-night stands with A-list actresses and singers. We know. We're jealous, too. | |